Tuesday, February 11, 2014

"ALWAYS A SOU CHEF...NEVER A CHEF"



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"AND WE SHOUDN'T....
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We talk about weighty things...
My wife and me...

We like food---and we shouldn't.
We talk about it all the time,
and we shouldn't.

We watch the Cooking Channel
and we shouldn't.

We are fans of Bobby Flay,
Alton Brown, and Emeril
and we shouldn't be...

We cut out recipes and get them
off Facebook, and we shouldn't.

Folks our age should be over
and done with food!
But we're not....

Did you know that the French
have a saying: "The English have
a thousand religions, but only one
sauce!"

Now on that subject, did you know:
Every chef, worth his salt (oops),
has a "HOUSE  SEASONING"  of
his own design and preference,
when doing recipes on TV.

Paula Deen's (we love Paula) is:
One cup salt, fourth cups
of black pepper, and garlic powder.

I, a lowly "SOU" chef, (but one with
five corn breads, and all manner
of chilis and stews), also have a
"HOUSE SEASONING" which
goes into everything!

I told my wife this----
         "I too, have a House Seasoning
          of my very own...."
But did I get to say the punch line?
NO!

Beloved Editor died, almost
fell out of her chair, laughing,
all the while saying: "I know yours!"

"IT'S LIPTON'S ONION SOUP MIX!"

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BY MIL
11/20/13

THE CROCUS



It has been a long, hard winter...
    seems to me.

Even the grass is a faded
    brownish-green and
     is tired of the cold...

Our Rose of Sharon has
        no leaves.

The mulberries are bare.

Old Mr. Sun is still too low
    in the southern sky
      every afternoon
       for one to sit
        on the patio.

The February sky is an unfriendly,
     cold one---sans the billowing
      white, avuncular clouds of
                 summer.

The blue jays left in October,
            and are not back....
       We miss their fussing
       and noisy carryings-on
       in the tops of the pines!

My imitation red rose, from Michael's,
          given to me by the
            Beloved Editor,

sits in its little white vase in front
     of me, here at my deskl    
            where I write.

There is a neat lady, from the Clovis
   area who lives here, grows roses,
          and sends me one now
                     and then...

but it is a long time until "rose season"
                      in May!

There is hope however--- the nights
    are a bit above freezing now,
     and we saw a robin today,
        searching for worms
          on the front lawn.

But I have a secret to surprise my
                     wife!

For you see, we once planted
   several crocus bulbs
            (in 1985)
     and they came up right
        through  the snow
          early the next
              spring.

When those little hardy flowers came
    up, they warmed my heart!

Last fall I sneaked out to our meager
    flower bed and planted six
               crocus bulbs...

There is snow still in the flowerbeds
     from the storm last week...

So every day I slip out there to see
    if my little flowers are
        peeking through---

Hoping to see them coming up through
             the snow, with their
               tiny green leaves---

I will take my companion of fifty-seven
                     winters
              by the hand, and will
                lead her out to see
                   our crocuses---

A BIG SURPRISE....and will read this
           poem, I have written---

O Little Flower, thou cold-natured one,
Why do I love thee almost more---
than any other flower?

For you know I am very fond
    of a rose...
because of its symbolism and it is
  a flower that gladdens the heart
        of a lady...every time---
I have ever been fond of daisies, and
     wildflowers, like bluebonnets
     and sunflowers (don't laugh)...

But it is given to you, Little One,
     to peek out into the
               snow

and thus announce the advent of
            all the others!

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BY MIL
02/11/14

Saturday, February 8, 2014

THE ROOM





It was the 
    favorite room

of his whole
    life

that bedroom
    at Grandma's

with the sheer
    curtains

which floated in
     spring breezes

the cane-bottom 
          chair

 the painting
       on the wall
 by the window

his uncle's old straw
    boater ever
 on the hat rack

and on three walls
  the tan wallpaper
    covered with

dark green frogs and
    lime-colored
 grasshoppers.

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BY MIL
02/08/14


Tuesday, February 4, 2014

BRING BACK THE HUMMINGBIRDS



I sat on
   my back patio

with the February Sun
   barely peeking
       at me

through the tops
   of my neighbor's
       pine trees

low down on 
   the southern
        horizon

it was a cold winter
   day even with me
       in my down coat

thinking myself a poet
   and one attuned
       to nature

I said to the Sun
   hurry on back
       north

and bring the
   hummingbirds
       with you.



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BY MIL
02/04/14

Sunday, February 2, 2014

FLOOD ON THE FRIO

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CHICKENS IN THE MAYTAG??
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Margaret


FLOOD ON THE FRIO
by Margaret Ruth Rickets Dougherty

We were awakened by the symphony of the storm; the leviathan organ roll of thunder, the crashing cymbals of lightning, the staccato drumbeat of rain; basso on the roof, snare on the windows and fortissimo of the wind on the tree harps, back of the house.

For a moment I just lay there savoring its grandeur- for I have always loved a storm  Suddenly I was brought back to the now, by the voice of our littlest, “Mommy, I’m cold, and I’m scared!”  and the thought came to me, “Oh, not, not another rainy day!”

In New Mexico, where we lived on the Frio draw, three days of rain was  a long rainy spell. Four walls could hardly encompass enough space to accommodate  nine children, accustomed to roaming the hills and valleys, from “can see” to “can’t see”.  Add two adults and a pup and you just about had a houseful, almost any size house.  By the end of the second day, we all had a bad case of “cabin fever”, and I had a double helping.

The dominoes were slick from repeated shufflings and the Monopoly money was just about threadbare, and ready to go back to the mint.  My ears were ringing from twenty-four hours of “What can I do now?” and, “Stop pestering me.”

The rain finally stopped about noon and we had a reprieve from children as well.  Kids scattered like quail before the swooping of a hawk.  The big ones went up the draw to see if it was running yet, and the little ones to play in the puddles nearby.  

The child reprieve was of short duration.  They all came bursting back into the house, with the least ones in front, shrieking, “Can we go too?”  The others were shouting, ‘Hurry, if you want to see the draw rise!  It’s almost to the barn now!”  Hurry we did!  Dinner could wait, the draw wouldn’t.  

The muddy water was rapidly licking up the distance as we reached it.  About fifty feet behind the headwater was a seething, turbulent wall of water, crested with foam and trash.  Cowchips danced along on the waves like leaves.  The dry carcass of a cow went bounding by, end over end, scattering bones at every turn.  Several huge dead trees dashed by, rolling and bucking like first ride broncs.  Almost together, Cookie and Bill said, “They look just like ships.”  Wylie, the middle one, said, “I think I’ll get on one and go to Texas to see Grandma and Grandpa!”   We watched spellbound as they wrenched out the water gap north of the waterlot, and whirled madly toward the big windmill and on down the draw.

Shortly hunger became stronger than the fascination of the flood and we returned to the house just in time to rescue the roast.  Dinner over, they were gone again like tumbleweeds before a norther.  

An ominous black cloud draped the western sky, with highlights of an eerie green, which made us sure it was a hail cloud.  It started raining so suddenly that everyone was drenched.   It continued to rain intermittently most of the afternoon but the hail did not materialize.  Out came the weary dominoes, the bedraggled Monopoly and a limp jig-saw puzzle.  There was an occasional recess to look out the window at the draw as it continued to rise.  By mid-afternoon there were relapses of “cabin fever”, and just a touch of “stir crazy” on my part.  

There was a lull in the downpour, at chore time and the two oldest boys made a beeline for the corral, happy for once to do the chores, anything to get out of the house.  They did not tarry long, bounding back in to report that the cows were across the draw bawling plaintively to their calves, and that the draw was about a mile wide, all over the flat in which the houses were located, and running through the yard.  

By bedtime the rain had stopped again and the water had receded from the yard and most of the flat.  All of the children were in bed, and my husband was engrossed in helping Ellery Queen solve another murder.  Taking a flashlight, I went outside to refresh my outlook and my spirit.  There was a sky full of brilliant stars, but there was a halo of cloud along the horizon and around the moon.

The rhythmic chorus of frogs was muted by the sound of the rushing water.  There was an ominous different sound to the water.  As I went toward it, I met it!  And it should have been running the other way.  It was running the wrong way!  Water can’t run uphill, but it was.  Something was mighty wrong!

I had a runaway going back to the house to report that the Frio had lost its sense of direction.  David and Noel (he says he slept through it) hit the floor running, and with Archie, grabbed tubs, as we all headed for the brooder house, where there were two hundred six-week old chicks.  Though we all worked frantically, we were only able to save about fifty, for as that icy water hit them, they keeled over as though they had been pole-axed.  

The water continued to run west and rise until it was from eighteen to twenty inches deep all over the flat.  As we waded in the water, which was just like liquid ice, we knew that hail had fallen somewhere.  We tried to anchor things that might be carried away when the draw did start running the right way again.  

After an hour or two, the water did change direction again and we all went back to bed.  When morning came, we found the water gone from the flat, but it had left from six inches to a foot of silt, beat oft grass, sagebrush and other vegetation mixed with cowchips, rabbit pellets and even dead birds.  

The first order of business was to dress the chickens that we were unable to save the night before, for we had bled them immediately..  They were so covered with silt that it looked about hopeless, but someone suggested the Maytag, and it was just the thing.  After a few gentle swishes, they were clean as a whistle, and we soon had a freezer full of broilers.

As we made an inspection trip over the ranch the next morning, the trailer was gone, as well as all loose lumber, and a pair of small water tanks.  In all of the side draws we found stacks of the same sort of debris near the house, though where it had swirled into these it was sometimes as much as four feet thick, and covered an area of an acre or two.  The trash had so insulated the hailstones, that we could dig in and find them almost intact, almost all summer.  We also found that the big trees we had seen riding the flood had lodged against the bridge, in fact, building a dam, with the continual buildup of trash.   Finally the weight of all this became too much and the abutment of the bridge gave way at the south end, and that was when the draw started running in the right direction again.

Later we did find the trailer and one of the tanks.  The other one must’ve gone to Texas.

There had been other floods, bad ones, but this one made history.  Once before a driver had to leave his school bus in the draw.  (WD note One of the reasons that the Grady School District paid Clovis to haul the Doughertys to school in Clovis). A neighbor, a hired hand, had to abandon his house and rode the flood holding on to a mattress with two young boys on it.  They all survived but needless to say they were just about frozen, as he was only wearing his “long handles”, by the time they made it to another neighbor’s house.

The quail crop was really short that year, and we saw very few young rabbits, except the ones we uncovered in the trash drifts.  We put a lot of the finer drift on the garden, which made wonderful compost, already mixed.  The water did not get into the house, but it just about ruined the floor, for it certainly was lapping at our doorstep, and it took all summer for it to dry out under the house and for the floor to settle again.  

We had high water many times in the forty years that we lived on the Frio, but we never again saw it run the wrong way.  In 1933 the water did get in our house, when Noel was a baby, and twice in 1936 in May, just a few days after Wylie was born on the second.  I never heard the last of some one else having to clean up the mess.  The first time it got in the house in 1936, I had a very bad rigor when the baby was four days old and had been very feverish, so had to drink lots of water.  There was usually a pitcher of water by my bed, but there wasn’t that night, and I was dry as a powder house.

When I finally roused Archie enough to get me water, and he swung his feet over the side of the bed into about three inches of water, and believe me, he woke up!  His remark was classic, for he said, “If you will just get your glass, you can dip up all you can drink!”

Where the trash was so deep there was no grass that year, but it was really great the next year.  We had a super abundance of wildflowers the next year also.  The flat east of the houses was a sea of purple horse mint and almost all of the prairies were lit by Candles of the Lord, until the cows ate them.  In the fall, the pastures were really seas of “wild statice”, which is actually buckwheat, sometimes called “snow weed”.   

Another time when we had high water, when Bill was in high school, he and a friend rode the draw in a small drinking tub.  It was leaky, so they had to spend most of their time bailing or pulling it to shore when bailing wasn’t enough. Since it was round, it was plenty difficult to navigate, and being leaky made things quite interesting.."

Floods on the Frio were exciting and frustrating if they caught you on the side away from the house.  They were sometimes frightening, especially when it ran the wrong way; sometimes devastating, though generally it did not last long at real high stage, but they never failed to be interesting. 


Margaret Ruth Ricketts Dougherty
1907-2003






Thursday, January 30, 2014

O, WHEN I WAS EIGHT YEARS OLD!





O, when I was eight
    I remember
How I dreaded getting old!
    I had heard of teen-age
kids, visiting the dentist
    or the doctor, and
getting wisdom teeth pulled
    or shots...

(I didn't like the clinky chrome
    devices lying around on
slinky trays--then-- in doctors'
    offices--and I still don't.)

When I was eight, I wanted a
    birthday party, like
Joe, Bob, Charles, and Mary---
    One where you drop clothespins
into a milk bottle, like a bombing plane!
    But my parents worked, and
there was no time for parties.

Now it is seventy-two years later
    and I'm ten-times-eight old.
I have lived 26.280 days since
    that eighth birthday.
Yes, the earth has rotated countless
    times since then.

Since then I have---
    worked many days, driven many
miles, met a lot of good people,
    met some strange ones, too---
I have mowed many lawns, I have
    cooked many eggs, eaten a lot
of hamburgers, directed children's
    choirs, directed adult choirs,
sung solos...
    I have watched many movies,
read scores of books...I have tried
    to do good deeds and set
an example.

Now tomorrow is my eightieth birthday---
    Ten times when I was eight...
I no longer ride a bicycle, roller skate,
    read comic books, see double
features at the Lyceum on Saturday
    afternoons, or get a 20 cent ham
salad sandwich at Woolworth afterward---

I don't play cowboys and Indians anymore,
    in that neat alley behind our Reid house...
or play Sergeant York with my Daisy
    Red Ryder BB gun...
I don't hunt for "translers" or shoot basketball
    goals with Country Boy Bob...

I don't, when I'm sick, stay home from school,
    dump my Tinkertoys and Lincoln Logs
in the floor, drink a Delaware Punch and
    listen to "Queen For A Day" on KICA Radio.

I don't read "Dave Dawson In the R.A.F."
    anymore, and tho' I have the complete
set of Zane Gray, I mostly only pick up
    "Riders of the Purple Sage"---
now and then.

Yes, I'll be eighty tomorrow and I'll admit,
    I do a right smart of remembering
old days, old times, old friends.
    After all, wasn't it in that wise and
pithy show, "Downton Abbey," that
    Carson, in his deep bass voice
said: "The business of life is the
    acquisition of memories. In the end
that's all there is."

I write about those things and find that
    others write back about them.

We wonder: Why We here? After all,
    in the great cosmic scheme of
time with no beginning and no end,
    we're certainly the late-comers on
the scene...and ever since we got here,
    we have been considerable
trouble for the Creator.
   He must have really loved and
wanted us.

Anyway, eighty tomorrow and the
    Beloved Editor said: "Well, for
sure, you're a gonna have ONE
    birthday party in your life. I'm
gonna see to it!"

"No, No," I said. "I wanted one when
     I was eight...but not now...
It's too late."

But maybe...could we make up a big
    pot of chili tomorrow...
and have some good old Oscar Meyer
    HOT DOGS!" (with onion)

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BY MIL
01/30/14
















Monday, January 27, 2014

THE PLEASANT INN



There was once a little place in Clovis
   called "The Pleasant Inn."
It was right across from Clovis Memorial
   Hospital, on the east side of Thornton...
Up there toward Todd's house.

It is  an important, likely-overlooked piece
   of Clovis history, as well as
Americana.

Its main efficacy to us kids was---that it
   was close to our homes---
(There were far more places with better
   selections of candy!)
But Pleasant Inn was quick and handy!

If you scrounged a dime from your mama
   on a hot summer day,
Or found a nickel in the alley---
   (It happened...there was money on the
ground in the forties)
   You could be over to the Pleasant Inn
in nothing flat!

I found more money (in life) in that two
   block area
than anywhere else---even walking the
   hospital's low rock fence...
or at that corner at 12th and Reid
   where the asphalt was badly patched---
and bumpy, there seemed to always be
   coins there.
I don't know who all lost 'em,
   but I know who found 'em.

Now the Pleasant Inn was not conceived
   nor established as a candy store
for little kids...
   It had only a small wire rack for holding
kids' stuff...with Tom's peanuts, Tom's
   peanut butter crackers (4), a few
candy bars, and I remember Bit 'O Honeys,
  and there was a five cent
potato chip rack.

But they had a coke box, and with an empty
   bottle, and five cents, you could
walk out with a big twelve ounce Pepsi Cola!
   ("Rubi-da-dot-ta...rubi-da-dot-ta...
Pepsi Cola hits the spot...twelve full ounces
   that's a lot...") Remember that jingle?

The Pleasant inn had two or three  dining
   tables, and a little grill, for cooking---
I once saw a guy eating a hamburger
   in there...but it never occurred to us kids:
that place (it had a second story) was there
   for people to stay, who had sick family
members, across the street
   in the hospital.

(The Clovis Memorial Hospital, two blocks
   from our house, was built about '39.
With its nice white brick, it was
   an imposing building of
four or five stories.)

A lot of small things---people, buildings,
   places, events go into making up
history, and I judge that more of
   them are lost...than ever recorded.

So this all happened to little kids, in
   a small town, in the forties---
A favorite place of ours,, in a quiet
    neighborhood... a place even
today, fondly remembered...by us,
    The Pleasant Inn, on Thornton,
up there toward Todd's house.

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BY MIL
01/26/14