Friday, January 26, 2018

THOSE "OLD SINFUL" STICKY BUNS

...some people...are so flawless...as to seem....
...almost perfect...
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Now I know a fine lady...
    could even  be my wife
I suppose...
    Who has gumption, perception,
         and good judgment
in just about all things in life,
     and (as Rush says:)
"Ninety-eight point seven percent 
             of the time..."
But...
Isn't it true that...nobody is "perfect?"

Now she once had this position
      that involved a vicissitude---
            a bad and dreaded
requirement of her job description...
       was---

She had to "keep open" her office
     one Saturday morning 
         a month, to help people
who dropped by

Badly needing early coffee, sustenance,        
           and
     maybe a morale boost on Saturdays
she remembered The Daily Grind
     and went by there
and found not only good Java

But 
"the greatest STICKY BUNS to be
                      found
 In All Creation..."
   
Soon she found herself 
            anticipating
  those wonderful once-dreaded
Saturday mornings...with
        their marvelous sticky buns...

Then she retired.

However, today
       some years later, she has found
a Grand New Source
          for these dietary-sinful
                  stickies"
and she has back-slid...

They now cost three-fifty each
      and I mustn't tell 
the source...where to get
      them

 But, just to let you know:
      Now, I too am "hooked..."
My gumption is gone,
        and my will power.

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Mil
26 JANUARY 18

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