Friday, August 7, 2020

THE PICNIC....AND THE ANT



Once upon a time, about the summer

  of '97 when we had a dear one

in a rest home     here on the Rio Grande

 in the shadow of the Sandia Mountains....

          well this "dear one" had

four sisters, with nieces galore...and guess

   what:    They all decided to come for

a visit ...    from Texas, Oklahoma, and

  even California---and throw in a few

random in-laws       who tagged along...


The plan was that they, ensconced in

  a large motel & would eat wherever,

you know, in Old Town...while shopping

  and stuff, like wimmin' do...   but

we would have one giant dinner at a

  Mexican food place.   and ONE PICNIC,

......being summer time, and all.


And I, being a noted and respected 

  Sous Chef ("in my own right")  was

chosen to "select the chow" (did you

  catch the clever alliteration?)


With my advisors' help, we selected 

  Bear Canyon Park, nearby our 

domicile, with its nice trees, green

  grass, cement picnic tables,

with benches,      and the magnificent

adjacent arroyo, filled with cacti, yuccas,

  bear grass,  rabbits , and  a covey

of graceful, fat, scampering Blue Quail,

  who tho't they owned the place...


(I mean if you got to the edge of the 

   arroyo, you might find yourself 

at the bottom, among the rocks, but---

  it was always dry  except during

                 storms!


So all was set for that late afternoon

   picnic--and directions were given

to all , and as  the old experienced 

  Sous Chef talked to the folks, one

nice aunt said (as wimmin' do):

          "Can we BRING anything?"

Being a bit of a comedian as well as

  poet, "I cleverly replied, "No, we've

got everything, a bunch of aunts,

  except NO PICNIC ANT...haha"


The soft  drinks were ready, the 

  big bags of potato chips, the 

donuts, brownies, and the main 

  entree---

   A forty-eight inch sub sandwich,

on a giant BUN, with turkey, ham,

  cheeses, & overflowing with. green 

peppers, onions, cucumbers, lettuce,

  tomato, green chiles, mushrooms, 

and slathered with plenty of mayo..


An hour later the people were  there,

  the tables were spread, the flies

were being shooed, and the designated

  "Grace-Pray-er" was set to go...then

someone said:

       "We can't start. Aunt Macie and

          Niece Susie are not here yet!"


Ah, in life ..."if glitches ...can happen..

               they will..."


But right then, rocks were heard rolling 

   down into the arroyo, and struggling

up right in front of us were Macie and 

  Susie,       and the young grinning one

was carrying a beat-up foam cup, as if

  she was having a cup of coffee...

     and she headed directly for the

corner of a cement table, and poured

  out a cupful of dirt, right onto the 

table...AND AS A BIG RED ANT

   dazedly  crept out of the arroyo

dirt.      Susie announced proudly

.   "WE CAN START THE PICNIC, 

          HERE IS YOUR ANT!"

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BY MIL

6 AUGUST 2020

Artist Drawing...by B.E.

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