AH, I GOT IT! THEY'RE....
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Little rocks from space...
once planets, from deep
in the cosmos....
No.
Once giant asteroids,
eroded by the
atmosphere...
and now mere shadows
of their former
glory!
No.
They are kidney stones,
once causing more
pain than one
could ever imagine!
No.
Gall stones, then?
No
Okay...um...rocks found in
a dead robin's craw,
mistakenly ingested?
No
I got it! Rocks bugging a hiker
in the Rocky Mountains---
found in his boots!
No
From a bicycle tire, rubbed a hole
in the tube!
No
Well then, someone went a long
time, without shampooing!
One of those guitarists
you know, on stage!
No
Your pants cuffs were rolled up,
the day you gardened.
No.
The washing machine filter was
stopped up again!?
No
Oh no, not five tooth-fillings
jarred loose somehow,?
No
Found 'em in your duck-hunting
coat pocket after a long
early morning crawl on
the Rio Grande!?
No.
Well shucks, I give up.
Where'd the rocks come from?
Today, I sorted pinto beans
for BE, for tonight's
"corn bread and
red beans!"
I found 'em while sortin'.
But I left the half-beans, to eat.
Once, when a kid, I asked my
mama, "why do you throw away
the half-beans...they look okay
to me?"
She said: "Hmm, I don't know.
MY MAMA ALWAYS DID!"
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BY MIL
5/22/15
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