WHERE DOES HE KEEP HIS STUFF?

Everyone knows,
    don't they...

That the main purpose
    in life

is to work hard,
     save up
          and get STUFF!

The more STUFF---
     The more happiness----
           Right?

There are, it is said...
    people with several
          domiciles...

And all have STUFF at each...
    How happy they must be!

Ah, but some folks
    like to travel
         as our Eskimo friend...

Footloose and fancy free....
     If he has any STUFF
          it is in an ice house
               somewhere

and might melt...or drift off...
     with his wife in it...

Maybe we should envy him....
    He has no taxes, no bills,
         No house payment....
             No sled or dog
                  payments....

He has no freezer full of beef
    in his garage....

His wife has no fifty dollar haircuts,
     manicures, pedicures, 
          massages....

Comcast does not get half his earnings,
     (to their chagrin, I'm sure)
            whatever they might be...

There are no annual AAA bills 
     for sleds and dogs 
         are not covered.

But I'll bet he does get cold feet!
    Well, so do we, don't we!?

Hmmm, I might just take BE,
    go north, and try 
         that life for a
             spell....

Look like a lotta walking 
     to me...

....and where would I keep
    my Lazy Boy...
        and books?
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BY MIL
3/26/15