Saturday, April 6, 2013

THERE'S GRAPE JELLY ON MY "SURE FIRE"



What's going on over at MIL'S house these early spring days, right after Easter?

Well, if you would really like to know, I'll tell you! It's no big deal, I guess, in the great cosmic scheme, but here it is: I got grape jelly on my Sure Fire flashlight today!

"Ha-Ha," you say..."No, seriously."  "Seriously, I DID."

It wouldn't be so bad if it were just one of those inexpensive $3.95 shiny,  chrome-y, two-cell D flashlights from the '50's...the ones it seemed everyone owned. You could just wipe them off with a damp cloth and go right on.

Not this baby! It is a work of the machinist's art! It is a little two-cell (AA) (lithium batteries) flashlight that throws a bright light out there like the spotlight on a PT Boat, so to speak. I mean---it's BRIGHT! This is unquestionably a flashlight of The First Magnitude. Even its lithium batteries, sitting in the shelf, almost seen hot to the touch, as if they can't wait to get going and get into the fray---whatever fray might be handy at the time!

This little light, a little less than five inches long, has checkering in the hard steel tube that reminds one of the checkering in the wood on a fine English double. You'd expect it to have some burrs, glitches, or crisscross-crosses, but no, it is perfection.

The cost is a bit higher than most, but I was able to skip lunch a couple of times.

You say: "Mil, how did you know about that fantastic flashlight?" Well, my readers, I see snippets of TV shows...(which I don't like), and all the doctors, detectives, coroners, zombie hunters---all this "hotch-potch" (in USA lingo= "hodge-podge") of  people carrying Sure Fires.

May I digress here just to tell you, I have been a "flashlight guy" since I was a little kid. I think I've "had 'em all!"---might not be an exaggeration. The main reason I got this one is its size and it's power, and older people like to downsize. Less baggage and weight.)

Besides, it seems that cadavers are everywhere and I may run across one I'll need to check out. Like Dana on the autopsy show. Nowadays, bodies are appearing everywhere---under beds, wired to ceilings, (yes, I do not kid) in graveyards, and even in dumpers in alleys. And the electricity always seems to be out when you need it.

Back to my flashlights---I never had good luck with them---lots of 'em got this white powdery stuff on the inside and the batteries just stuck and wouldn't come out, even after much prying and chiseling. I've thrown away many a flashlight in frustration.

I do have a bigger one---it is a three C-cell camo, exactly twelve inches long, and with a lanyard ring at end. The plumber guy who installed our central furnace in 1986 had one while scoping out the job, in the dark corners, and I rushed down to the surplus store and bought their last one, and have never seen another since. I once "lost it"---that is, it got put away somewhere and was out of sight for a couple of years. Oh, how I feared the white powder/batteries-frozen-solid-disease...but when my three-cell turned up it was okay, and is NOW certainly okay because it sits here by my work station...in beautiful shape---no powder or frozen batteries inside. In fact it has no batteries---in it, at all.

My granddad "POP," whom I have written about in previous posts, lived down there in Dawson County, south of Lubbock, on a farm. He always had a three cell D flashlight of some kind, sitting there on his old Philco radio in his back bedroom by the back door. It was for spotting feral dogs or cats, rabid skunks, PERPS, or other threats to the chickens...or the farm.

Perps tended to stay away from farms, due to the no-nonsense American attitude in those days. For example, a grand jury night say of a dead perp, in a farmer's backyard: "ER, we find that perp should have been at home by the fire, rather than messing around in somebody's backyard!"

Well, I know you've been itching to know how I got grape jelly on my Sure Fire. The fact is, jelly and I just  don't get along.(See MIL'S PLACE: "ORANGE MARMALADE ON MY APPLE.") In that story you will see Smucker's Law of Marmalade, which posits: "A tiny drop of orange marmalade can make everything within a square yard---sticky!"

Here I sat, this morning, at my writing station, eating a light breakfast, and was putting grape jelly on a slab of toast. My medicine...that is, my pills, were counted out and stacked just to my right, ready to be taken after eating. Somehow, the sleeve on my robe brushed over the pills and knocked the big white one off the edge---onto the floor; and it happened to be a ROLLER. It rolled away under my table. Ah, my young readers, you are lucky---you don't have to take pills yet. So you don't know the alarm I felt when I realized: IT WAS MY FIVE DOLLAR PILL! (Oh yes, my young readers, someone is gouging us old folks!)

Ergo, I grabbed my Sure Fire flashlight quickly, for it sits right in front of me, all the time. I was searching like mad under the table for that pill. I wish I could say---"on my hands and knees." but then I couldn't get up. I was seriously flailing around, I guess, when into the mix---the melee---the kerfuffle---entered the grape jelly. Don't ask me what happened...it just got all over my Sure Fire...into the grooves---the checkering. And all over me!

"No problema," you are quick to say. "Just tah dah, tah dah, and that will do it, Mil!"

Ah, but I haven't quoted to you yet "MIL'S  HYPOCHONDRIUM," * have I? It says: "If Mil gets jelly on something, no matter how long and how hard he cleans on it, it will still be sticky five years later""

Why, even my ball point pen---is sticky right now!
 ( *HYPOCHONDRUM---if it wasn't a word before, it is now!)

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04/04/13





WHAT HAPPENS IN CLOVIS STAYS IN (ALL OVER) CLOVIS

by Richard Drake, guest writer
******CLOVIS REMEMBERED******
One Sunday morning the Clovis News Journal ran a story with an accompanying picture about an accident in the north part of town.   The report said that a south bound car coming from the direction of Grady had hit the large bill board located at the intersection of Commerce Way and Prince Street.  The large bill board had been damaged during the previous Friday evening.   According to the police report, it appeared that a south bound car hit the sign middle of that intersection.  The vehicle hit the sign directly in the center. The police said that personal injuries had not been reported and there was no evidence of the vehicle involved.  The police speculated that most likely it may have been a drunk driver or someone that had gone to sleep at the wheel, missed the turn, and hit the sign head on.
            The amazing part of the story was that the police had taken measurements and the vehicle had passed between two massive telephone size poles that supported the bill board.  There were wood parts scattered about the area indicating that it had been hit with a good force.  The report stated that there were less than two to three inches of clearance for a vehicle to pass between the poles without hitting one of them.  Someone had been very, very lucky.
Over sixty years have passed since the incident. The Statute of Limitations has expired so this story can be shared.  But, just in case, all names are withheld to protect the guilty.  What started out as innocent Friday night fun almost had serious consequences.
The next week there was a story whispered around Clovis High School.  As it was told to me, a group of boys were dragging Main in a pickup.  There were three in the front seat and two riding in the bed.  As usual, they were greeting every passing car.  There was one car of girls who were flirting with the boys.  After several passes, the girls were invited to join the boys.  Two of the girls sat on the laps of two of the boys in the front of the truck.  It was packed full and away they went.
Tiring of Main street, they continued North on Commerce Way.  The driver attempted a hard right turn onto Prince Street.  The speed was too much and the momentum of the shifting crowd in the front seat pinned the driver and his left arm against his door.   His right hand was lodged under leg of the passenger next to him.  His foot slipped off of the brake pedal.  Before any recovery action could be taken the truck hit the billboard head on.  Wood flew everywhere.  After a quick stop, it was determined that no one was hurt.  The boys in the back did have a good scare as the wood fragments flew over them.  Much to everyone’s surprise a survey of the truck showed no damage.  A quick decision was made to leave the area.  Promises were made that the group would keep the identities “secret”.   This was a problem. In those days, what happened “in Clovis” stayed all “over Clovis”.   The Clovis News Journal had a weekly column, “Bits from Bess” written by a classmate which reported all of the gossip from the high school.  It never printed inside story of the accident.
After reading the story in the paper the boys revisited the scene.  They were amazed at just how lucky they had been.  Never again did they let more than three people sit in the front and they did slow down while driving.

For Mil's Place
Richard Drake, CHS Class of '53

HYMNS AND THE SEA




"JESUS, SAVIOR, PILOT ME"
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"And there was a great storm of wind, and the waves beat into the ship, so that it was now full. And he was in the hinder part of the ship, asleep on a pillow; and they awoke him, and said unto him, Master, carest thou not that we perish? And he arose, and rebuked the wind, and said unto the sea, Peace be still. And the wind ceased, and there was a great calm."
---Mark 4: 37-39
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"Living in an area called the 'shipwreck coast,' I am amazed at how many shipwrecks there were in the late eighteenth and early nineteenth centuries. The idea of 'peril on the sea' and safety for those who sailed there were very real concerns."  ---Ware
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In 1978, during my second career, I had sold a lot of my product, and had won a CRUISE...to the Bahamas (plus several days of golf at the Doral back in Florida.)  Nowadays, I'm not sure I would do a cruise again, but then it was the greatest thing!  As for seasickness, we had none, but on going back ashore, the Doral swayed for two days!

We were on deck and approaching Nassau Harbor when a neat little boat pulled up to the side of our 14,000 ton cruise ship. A naval-looking officer boarded our ship for the final run into the harbor. The whole thing was impressive. His tough-looking little "pilot boat" bumped us...but we didn't feel it.

Turns out that this has been going on for centuries around harbors and other areas of "treacherous shoals." The term "pilot" was used on the sea, long before it was used for aviation. "Pilot" is from the Latin "pilota," and is thought to have originated in the early sixteenth century.

The  custom of pilot boats for harbors dates all the way back to early Greek and Roman times. Then, anyone with a knowledge of the harbor and channels, and who had a fishing boat, could pick up some extra money by piloting. It is unclear whether he boarded the ship or merely led the ship into the harbor, in his own boat,

Today's pilot boats can be 20-75 feet long, built to withstand heavy seas, and bumping against 100,000 ton ships. They are high-powered and durable and usually painted a highly visible color such as orange, red, or yellow.

While the purpose of pilot boats was to get ships into the channel and harbor, and across all obstacles---and into that final safety, our selected hymn, "Jesus, Savior, Pilot me," seems to ask not only for this, but also guidance for the "total journey," a journey beset by vicious and dangerous storms, as most hymns of the sea metaphorically portray. As mortals, our dangers begin and last throughout the whole journey.

This hymn's lyrics were published in 1871 by Edward Hopper. The tune, "PILOT," by John Gould, was likewise published with the hymn, the same year. "Jesus, Savior, Pilot Me," is often called "The Sailor's Hymn."

An alternate tune to "PILOT," (a 6.6.6.6.6.6. meter tune), is "TOPLADY," (a 7.7.7.7.7.7. meter tune), written in 1830 by Thomas Hastings. Readers will recognize it as the "Rock of Ages" tune. 

As we shall note in future writings about the sea---it was a favorite subject for poets and hymn-writers to compare the vicissitudes, trials, and temptations that they visualized mankind enduring, to an awesome and unrelenting storm at sea. Examples are found in other hymns: "I've felt sin's breakers dashing...trying to conquer my soul." and "Master, the tempest is raging, the billows are tossing high!" Or do you remember: "When the world is tossing me, like a ship upon the sea...Thou who rulest wind and water, stand by me."

This hymn is not found in hymn books much anymore. It never achieved the popularity of many others. I first heard it in a quartet album in my high school days. Nonetheless, it is a worthy poem and expression, so much so, that the Salt Lake City University Institute Men's Choir has chosen to give us this splendid rendition of it. Here are the words:

"Jesus, Savior, pilot me
Over life's tempestuous sea;
Unknown waves before me roll
Hiding rock and treacherous shoal;
Chart and compass come from Thee,
Jesus, Savior, pilot me.

When the darkling heavens frown,
And the wrathful winds come down;
And the fierce waves tossed on high,
Lash themselves against the sky.
Jesus, Savior, pilot me
Over life's tempestuous sea.

As a mother stills her child,
Thou canst hush the ocean wild;
Boisterous waves obey Thy will
When Thou say'st to them 'be still,'
Wondrous Sov' reign of the sea,
Jesus, Savior, pilot me.

Through death's valley I must pass,
Still Thy grace will fear surpass;
In Thy presence I shall rest
And while leaning on Thy breast,
I shall hear Thee say to me
'Fear not, I will pilot thee.' "

“Jesus, Savior, Pilot Me”, Salt Lake City University Institute Men's Choir

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BY MIL
3/18/13







Sent from my iPad


 



Tuesday, March 26, 2013

MORE TALES FROM THE ATTIC


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A CONVERSATION WITH BOB ON A WINDY, RAINY DAY!
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Bob, what a great thing for you to
Drop by to see me, on such a cold, rainy,
And blustery day!
I'm cleaning up my attic and
It's the first day of spring and the wind
And weather are really nasty; that pesky old mulberry branch,
Which I need to trim, is hitting the roof, adding its
Rhythm to the patter of the rain, now blowing in sheets
And splatting against the roof and the window.

Come on up, and talk to me awhile...
And who knows, I might have a
Snack for you!

 You know, I want to pay you a compliment,
 Knowing that with your "Junque" hobby
 Your knowledge of memorabilia...is just as vast
 As the American Pickers on TV, so...
 I feel honored and validated 
 Just showing you my stuff!

You know the problem up here is----
That everything I move, dust, stack,
Or even see---reminds me of a story...
Another little slice of by-gone life
That will never come back,
Except as my dear friend and writer Wylie says:
"In memory."

You sit over here---I promised you the
Rocking chair this time!
I'll take this old green steel folding chair.
It looks terrible but it's handy and as strong
As the day it was made. There is a twin to it
In the backyard---goodness knows where we got them,
But they won't break or rust---a sure sign that
They were long ago
"MADE IN THE USA!" (With pride!)
The way things ought to be!

Before you get settled in, I want you to see
My churn! It is the plunger kind!
It cost me seventy-five dollars at one of those
Old-fashioned hardware stores--- the hard-to-find ones.
What did I need with a churn?
Why, just look at it! Doesn't it make you
PROUD---just to be an American.
Everyone needs a churn to remind them of their roots.
Besides, I got it for a steal and
They're predicting churns will go up!


This beat-up work bench here, came out of--- all things...
A Sunday School department from a church over in Texas,
I worked there and they were hauling it away to the dump.
And I hauled it to my garage instead, but its splendid nine foot long,
Two-inch thick top was too long, so I sawed it off
To make a five foot workbench; did a bit of carpentry
And it has been with us for fifty-five years,
And will easily last another fifty-five.
You know, I've always intended to paint this bench!

Do you smell anything great? Yes, I am making us a
Pot of strong  coffee here on the workbench in this shiny
Old chrome coffee pot with the long curved spigot.
When I was single all I had was a stove top percolator,
But after marriage it was relegated to my camp box.
And we have had four or five pots since then, as styles have changed.
Don't laugh but we once went through an "instant coffee period"
In our marriage. So now this chrome baby is MY POT!

It'll be ready soon and we'll have a cup with our Beanie- Weenies.
Do you take it black? If not, I have a few of those coffee-creamer
Things I scarfed at the restaurant. The wife chews me out,
But I say: "I'm getting low on those in my little fridge in the attic,
And what if I have company and they like cream?!"

Say, I hear you went to your favorite stream and caught nineteen rainbow trout
Awhile back, on your own hand-tied flies! My, my!  Do you eat them
Or throw them back? That's got be one of the most exciting and satisfying feats---
Tying your own flies and tricking those rainbow trout 
With their innate sense of wariness and caution... and catching them.
That's impressive.

You know, I have only one trout fly;
It is a Rio Grande King.
I have never caught anything on it.
I think my sinker is too heavy.

We could talk about fishing forever...
Here's a story you will like.
My dad ran the Magic Steam Laundry
From 1938-1945, through WWII
Singlehanded, with no assistant, ever.
No vacations...no sick days...hot toddies for colds...
And you remember the many airmen at the base
With all their dirty clothes...

In August, 1945, he sold the laundry,
And instead of going cat-fishing on the Pecos,
As was his wont, he went down to Murray's
And bought a bamboo fly rod for $29.95.
(It'd be at least twenty times that now for a real bamboo.)
He was going to become...
A gentleman fisherman.

(Yes, this left the kids out---all we could do
Was reel in a catfish when someone shouted:
"You've got one!") But fly-fishing?

Off we headed, and we did fish two days at our old place
On the Pecos, and used up our bacon and orange juice.
Then we went to a beautiful spot---a little gurgling stream
Several miles out of the Tres Ritos village. Passing by
That log store in Tres Ritos, we bought a pound of bacon
And a big can of Donald Duck orange juice.
(Trust me, it WAS Donald Duck!) We put it
 In the cold stream!

Dad didn't do too well on his first foray into fly fishing.
However, an old timer, a hermit-looking guy showed Dad
How to fish with "helgramites," or something, on tiny hooks;
Dad did okay with that and caught a bunch
Ever after that, he was always careful to have some of
Those little tiny gold hooks in his tackle box.

Well, let's stop and have a snack!
Isn't it cozy up here---cold spring day
With the wind and rain and all, hitting the roof!
Here are your Beanie Weenies...I'll set them
On this TV tray---pardon it, it's a bit scratched up.
How about some potato chips Or a dill pickle?
Here, you can use my spare pork-and-bean spoon!
Is your coffee okay? Another creamer?

You have been wanting to play my little ukelele, which is
Sitting proudly up there on top of the dusty bookshelf.
Haven't you? First let me tell you the story behind it.

I went off to Hardin-Simmons University
In the fall of 1951.
My room was in old Ferguson Hall, third floor, section D.
In our area was a little short, skinny kid named "Dawson."
Don't know if it was his first or last name or even
Where he was from. But he was a nice little guy and
As the kids say: "OH MAN," he could really play the ukelele!



First thing you know, four or five of us guys on the third floor
Bought ukes and learned to play and sing: (like "Dawson")
"I'd walk for miles, cry or smile
For my momma and daddy,
I love them, I want you to kno-oh-oh-uh-ow..."

That became a great tool for me to use in my quest for...
A woman!
You see, a college boy home in the summer---who
Could serenade his date---instead of going to the movie---
That was a new twist...a rarity.

 I tried guitar later, but it had more strings, harder chords,
And the frets hurt your fingers, after awhile---
Never was good on the guitar.

(One day my youngest son took to a Yamaha guitar
That my wife used in teaching...He went around
Playing and singing "Mr.Bo Jangles,"
He made guitar playing his career! He got his Master's degree
In classical guitar. Then studied at Tulane
And became a children's guitar specialist at UNM
For the past twenty years.)

Every attic, if you check your attic photos,
Has a "dress-maker's dummy," (my wife says they're called.)
We inherited her mother's dummy.
That's it over there to the right---
A pretty good conversationalist, too,
On a quiet, dull day, up here. LOL.
Her mother was an accomplished seamstress.
Probably made more cheerleader uniforms in her life
Than we'll ever know.
She could do anything with her hands. Any craft.

She taught oil painting and her paintings sold widely.
She would take an old cowboy boot, and paint it some
Bright colors, fill it with sagebrush, or whatever,
And it became interesting decor!
See ours over there in the corner; goes good in the attic!



That long grey floor vacuum cleaner is one
That my parents bought on Reid Street, Clovis, in the forties.
It had a brush for hardwood floors. It's an Electrolux.
(All attics seem to have one!)
It would work, I think, if I'd get a new cord for it.
And a new hose and attachments.
We keep it just for atmosphere.


This is my beat-up Marine K-Bar knife  here
Just sticking out of the end of my rustic bookshelf---
Looks cool, don't you think, and it really can't hurt
This knocked-together old bookshelf.
It's where I keep a lot of books and
WWII memorabilia.

I use this knife for all manner of jobs,
Even for planting tomatoes....
No wonder it has  been so favored by all our marines  through
All the wars, since the BIG ONE.


This K-Bar knife reminds me of stories---
From the Viet Nam war, "Wings of the Eagle,"
By W.T. Grant, is a priceless book. I've read it
Three times. Here's my copy, in the shelf.

Grant was a helicopter pilot, who was assigned
The dangerous missions of landing LRRPS
Behind enemy lines, and when it got hot for them---
Going in with his copter and recovering them under intense fire.

He needed a knife---he had lost his...
And one day, noticed a rusty old K-Bar sticking
Out of a sandbag in his copter revetment.
He inquired about it from his copter's chief mechanic,
Took it to his dugout, sanded it, filed it, oiled it,
And sharpened it. He had a holster made for it
In the village and carried it through the war.

His famous side-kick and fellow copter pilot, "THE DAVE,"
(His own sobriquet for himself)
A truly courageous man and one you'll never forget,
Risked his life many times to snatch the LRRPS out
Of incredibly overwhelming situations, under heavy enemy fire.
He'd say: "THE DAVE will get them out, if anybody can!"

"THE DAVE" didn't make it home.
His name is on the wall in Washington.
Another incredibly brave American, that
Gave everything for freedom and the CONSTITUTION.



That K-Bar knife sticking out of my old bookshelf
Also reminds me of another great American...
This time, a Marine, from WWII.
He was Eugene B. Sledge, a young man from the South
Who wrote "With the Old Breed on Peleliu and Okinawa."
Here's his book here, right by the knife. It is considered
To be a classic in stories of battle, and is still in print.

Sledge lived until 2003.
He could never forget those intense battles fought
By the marines in the closing months of WWII.
He earned a PhD. from a Florida University.

I believe Ken Burns interviewed him very early on
In his WWII documentary preparation,
But Sledge does not appear on screen.

Bob, you were kind of thought of as the expert
Model airplane builder of our old neighborhood.
Look over here, hanging from the ceiling!
Remember my P-51 MUSTANG, that I made in '45!
A little battle worn or age worn, right?
Appropriate, maybe.



While we're reminiscing about our men
Who have fought for our country,
We need to remember the airplane pilots.

This P-51 Mustang plane was an important
Asset in the final year of the war in Europe.
It was the big factor in reducing bomber losses
To "acceptable" levels, due to the fact that
It had a speed edge over anything the Nazis had,
Particularly at altitude; and it was a long range plane.

This excellence came about, because
When the British first received it,
They substituted  their famous Rolls-Royce engine for the
American engine...And thus a great plane was born!
The US then began turning out P-51's with Packard engines,
Licensed copies of the Rolls Royces.



 I think it's only fitting, now and then
For us Americans to remember these things from history
And our boys! I often read and think about them...
A friend of mine...a retired marine
Said to me last year---
"You know, it's not very popular to teach, talk about,
 Or remember WWII anymore, in our country."

I have many times thought of what he said.
Do we realize that if everything hadn't gone just right,
In that war, that cost seventy million lives,,
We might not live in a free world.

I am reminded of what the Duke of Wellington said,
After his army had narrowly defeated Napoleon
At the Battle of Waterloo, 1815---
"IT WAS A DAMN CLOSE-RUN THING!"

Hey Bob, don't go yet. Let me call downstairs on
My new smart phone, and see if the wife will
Being us each a slug of chocolate cake
To go with our coffee!

Do you need some more creamer?

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BY MIL
3/23/13




Sent from my iPad

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

"THE STUFF IN MY ATTIC"



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"Country Boy Bob," as he likes to be called,
is a brilliant retired businessman who is an
expert in "JUNQUE," and dabbles in it as a hobby!
He is a friend of seventy-three years and is visiting
me in my attic to admire my "stuff."

"Come on up the stairs, Bob, watch your step. I
hate stairs, don't you? Come on in, have a seat
over there." My readers, please join us.
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"All y'all, come set a spell
With me 'n Bob.
And we'll walk down MEMORY LANE
A ways...
We're gonna do a right smart
Of remembering!"

How do you like my attic?
I know---it is full of junk,
Tho' it's pretty clean and neat
Doncha' think?!

It is all fixed up for storage
With those shelves I nailed together---
(You see, I once took "shop.")
Yes, there are boxes and stacks
Everywhere.

It is also fixed up to be a nice quiet
Guest room, or escape for someone
Who wants to read, meditate, or watch
The awful tube!
The old RCA color TV is vintage 1978
And works fine with that Comcast box.

That  is a pretty good army-surplus
Olive drab, steel-frame single bed;
Yes, it looks inviting with that nice
Colored-squares quilt spread over it!

At the foot of the bed, you'll see
Folded nicely my son's "letter-blanket"
And one of his letter-jackets---
Both say UNM in big letters.
He was the field-goal kicker
For UNM '77, '78, and '79.

Alan Moore, UNM Lobos
Placekicker, '77, '78, '79

On the wall, you'll see a giant
Photo of him kicking off.
He was left-footed and was
One of the last "straight-on"
Kickers. his kickoffs often
Went through the uprights.

There on the wall, you'll
See my younger son in
A large photo...playing his
Classical guitar; with a Master
In classical guitar, he has taught
Children for twenty years at UNM,
And is well-known in this area.

This old rocking chair I'm sitting in
We bought early in our marriage
For one hundred dollars, and
Paid it off at eight dollars a month!
It is my favorite chair and is still
Like new.

I read up here a lot, and must have
A floor lamp to read by. I've always
Had one.
My first landlord gave me this one.
One bulb doesn't work.

Don't you think the school pennants
On the wall add atmosphere to the attic?
There's my old HSU pennant
And a couple of UNM pennants
That belong to the kids.

Without the reading light, the light
In here is superb! It's good light
Coming in the window in such a
Gentle way. I like to sit over there
By the window...and sometimes just
Ponder things.

You know, behind every item in this attic
Is a story...
The story of people's stuff, I guess...
Is the story of their lives.

Over there in the shelf are my
"Dave Dawson In the R..A.F." books,
My Hardy Boy mysteries, and my Tarzan books.
There are two rows of Reader's Digest condensed books---
Sixty years old---do people read those anymore?
That big stack of magazines up there on top
 Are old LIFE magazines---ones with important stories.

My Airline shelf radio you see
Was gift from my uncle, when I graduated
From Clovis High School in 1951.
It is an old-fashion tube radio
That I bought at Montgomery Wards.

See that tan hard-side piece of Samsonite
Luggage, with the HSU decal on the side---
It was brand new when I went off to college.
It cost me thirty-five dollars---a whole week's pay,
And I bought it at Ward's also. (I miss Ward's, don't you?)

You like fishing stuff---see those Ferralite rods
Over in the corner---they don't make 'em anymore!
With their "plastic" ferrules, they were so flexible,
You could throw a small spoon fifty yards it seemed.
They would whip a lure out there  deep where
The big fish lurked!

This old beat-up minnow bucket was Dad's
And we filled it up many times when headed
Up on the Pecos to fish...back in WWII times.
 I'll bet they don't even make minnow buckets anymore!

See that old lantern; it is a coal oil lantern---
That was for making camp on the Pecos!

No attic is complete without a children's rocking horse!
Ours raised two boys, along with that old baby bed
You see over there in the corner. We got it used in 1958
And raised two sons in it. Nita, who sold it to us, said:
"You can have it for $15.00" I'll never need it again.
I HOPE."

Many's the Saturday morning when we were trying
To sleep late when we were awakened by a
Wide-awake, energetic, happy, bright-eyed
 Fourteeen-month-old boy, standing up,

Shaking and rattling his bed, and jabbering away.
(This happened with two boys!)

Do you like to read the National Geographic?
You can see we're overstocked on those!!!

 I've got all the amenities up here...
 Did you notice my little fridge---it's from my office.
 I keep it stocked with diet Pepsis, Sprite Zeros,
 Cold V-8's, and cold apples!
 That handy barometer on the wall gives atmosphere
 And helps predict storms!
 
Up there in the shelf you see many, many
Songbooks and hymnals. Yes, I collect them.
There are some Stamps-Baxter song books among them.
I cut my teeth on those Stamps books.

That big green song book over there in the corner---
"Great American Songs;" it is full of Stephen Foster's
And a lot of other favorites. For fifty years in Albuquerque
We carried it to parties, dinners, and "sangins,"
People signed it every time it was a singing party---
Now we don't carry it around much...
They're mostly...
All gone.

The little table ..with the wooden lamp---I made
Both of those in wood-shop in Clovis Junior High,
Under our beloved Mr. Virgil Elms. God bless him.
Lying on that table is my somewhat beat-up
Boy Scout knife, purchased there at Clovis
At J.C. Penney's.



The faded red bandana lying under the knife
Is from Boy Scout Troop # 14,
Central Baptist Church, Leon Williams, Scoutmaster,
And Bud Cagle, assistant.
We met on Tuesdays at 7 p.m.

See that old deck of playing cards, there on
My shop table...
You'll never believe this one:
Once my dear friend, Levi and I (circa 1950)
Snuck off in his car one Friday afternoon
To see some girls down in Artesia.
On the way down, we stopped at that store
Fifty miles north of Roswell,
In Elkins, N.M. for a coke...
And I bought those cards!
They're about worn out.

 There's an interesting story about Elkins.
 One day in 1969, while traveling the state
 I was passing through Elkins. 
 ("Greater Elkins" is only one store.)
 I noticed an old leanng windmill, out in the pasture,
 A quarter mile behind the store. I had to get a picture.
 I put a red filter on my camera, to make the sky dark
 And bring out the clouds (they were streaky),
 I drove down a side road, walked out and shot
 Five or six pictures. I printed the best one, 
 And called it "Leaning Windmill and Painted Sky."
 That's it on the wall behind you.
 That photo has won several first place awards.

(Today, I believe the old windmill is gone.)


"Leaning Windmill and Painted Sky"
Elkins, NM, 1969
Photo by Mil
What'd I say about stories?!

I notice you were eyeing that old
Chapped-looking worn-out basketball---
That's the one that we shot all time
At your alley basketball goal.
All that dusty dirt, rocks, nails out there
Were very hard on my basketball!

That old football you see, with the worn-out
Ends---it went up and down Reid Street
Between 11th and 12th Streets, many times
When we played "AMERICA."

There's my old baseball glove---they weren't
Too fancy in those days, were they?
How did I ever catch anything with it?

And I came out of childhood with those five
Black baseballs you see.
Okay, so they are all wrapped in
Friction tape. There was no electrical tape...
Then.

See my Jack Holt shoe stool which you gave me---
Over there in the corner.
I must've sat on that stool dozens of times
Back in '49-'55, during high school and summers...
Selling Crosby Square and Nettleton shoes.
Mr. Holt had two stools in the  shoe department,
And you bought one at a sale and gave it to me
For old time's sake! Thanks so much. That was nice!

That January, 1923 calendar on the wall,
I saw it in a deserted farm house kitchen
And liberated it.  What was life like in
January of 1923?!

Yes, there's all the usual attic stuff in here---
Puzzles, Monopoly, checkers, Parchesi,
My old Lincoln logs and Tinkertoys...
And a box of 25-30 marbles, all that
Were left from playing "keeps" with you! LOL!

Those Irish Setter hunting boots were once new---
Can you believe it?
I wore them duck hunting the day after I bought them,
Waded in swampy mud.
And they have never looked the same since.

My pride and joy is that stack of vocal sheet music,
Twelve inches tall in the corner of the shelf.
There are about a hundred vocal pieces there that
I learned in four years of private voice at HSU.
There are Italian numbers, "art songs,"secular numbers,
And religious songs.

I loved to sing "On The Road To Mandalay, a Kipling poem,
And "Invictus," by William Ernest Henley.
  
There is one religious selection called "Like As A Father."
"Like as a father pitieth his children, so the Lord pitieth
Them that fear him.
For He knoweth our frame, He remembereth that
We are dust."

Another one that I loved was: "Eye Hath Not Seen."
"Eye hath not seen. ear hath not heard.
Neither have entered into the heart of man
The things which God hath prepared
For them that love Him."

I know I've probably worn you out
But you've been eyeballing over there on the shelf
My little AIWA CD player that I bought at K Mart.
I've got the Three Tenors on there right now,
And guess what? they are not singing all classical music---
Listen as one of them sings an,"old-timey" song
That will touch you and take you back....

"I wandered today to the hill, Maggie
To watch the scene below;
The creek and the creaking old mill, Maggie,
As we used to long long ago.
The green grass is gone from the hill, Maggie,
Where first the daisies sprung...
The creaking old mill is still, Maggie,
Since you and I were young.
CHORUS:
And now we are aged and gray, Maggie,
The trials of life nearly done;
Let us sing of the days that are gone, Maggie,
When you and I were young."

 The touching line in the song is: "But to me 
 You're as fair as you were, Maggie,
 When you and I were young."


Well, Bob, this has certainly been fun,
Reliving my history with you a piece at a time!
I hope you'll drop by again sometime---
Maybe when it's raining---this attic is awesome
With the rain hitting right over your head!

Next time, I promise you can sit in the rocker,
We'll open a coupla cans of Beanie Weenies,
And get some diet Pepsis out of my little fridge there,
I'll tell you all about all the pictures on the wall---
And you can tell me about your stuff.
By the way, do you have an attic?

Oh, it will be grand to see you again!

"When You and I Were Young, Maggie"


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BY MIL
3/13/13

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Friday, March 15, 2013

WHAT EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT GRITS



What Are Grits?

Author Unknown

Nobody knows. Some folks believe grits are grown on bushes and are harvested by midgets by shaking the bushes after spreading sheets around them. Many people feel that grits are made from ground up bits of white corn.

These are obviously lies spread by Communists and terrorists. Nothing as good as Grits can be made from corn. The most recent research suggests that the mysterious Manna that God rained down upon the Israelites during their time in the Sinai Desert was most likely Grits. Critics disagree, stating that there is no record of biscuits, butter, salt, and red eye gravy raining down from the sky, and that God would not punish his people by forcing them to eat Grits without these key ingredients.

How Grits Are Formed: Grits are formed deep underground under intense heat and pressure. It takes over 1000 years to form a single Grit. Most of the world's grit mines are in the South, and are guarded day and night by armed guards and pit bull dogs. Harvesting the Grit is a dangerous occupation, and many Grit miners lose their lives each year so that Grits can continue to be served morning after morning for breakfast (not that having Grits for lunch and dinner is out of the question).

Yankees have attempted to create synthetic Grits. They call it Cream of Wheat. As far as we can tell, the key ingredients of Cream of Wheat are Elmer's Glue and shredded Styrofoam. These synthetic grits have also been shown to cause nausea, and may leave you unable to have children.


Historical Grits: As we mentioned earlier, the first known mention of Grits was by the Ancient Israelites in the Sinai Desert . After that, Grits were not heard from for another 1000 years. Experts feel that Grits were used during this time only during secret religious ceremonies, and were kept from the public due to their rarity.

The next mention of Grits was found amidst the ruins of the ancient city of Pompeii in a woman's personal diary. The woman's name was Herculaneum Jemimaneus (Aunt Jemima to her friends.)

The 10 Commandments of Grits


I. Thou shalt not put syrup on thy Grits
II. Thou shalt not eat thy Grits with a spoon or knife
III. Thou shalt not eat Cream of Wheat and call it Grits, for this is blasphemy ..
IV. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's Grits.
V. Thou shalt use only salt, butter, and red-eye gravy as toppings for thy Grits.
VI Thou shalt not eat Instant Grits.
VII. Thou shalt not put ketchup on thy Grits.
VIII. Thou shalt not put margarine on thy Grits.
IX. Thou shalt not eat toast with thy Grits, only biscuits made from scratch.
X. Thou shalt eat grits on the Sabbath for this is manna from heaven.
How to Cook Grits:  For one serving of Grits:
Boil 1.5 cups of water with salt and a little butter. [Use milk and they are creamier!)
Add 5 Tbsp of Grits.
Reduce to a simmer and allow the Grits to soak up all the water.
When a pencil stuck into the grits stands alone, it is done. That's all there is to cooking grits.

How to make red eye gravy

Fry salt cured country ham in cast iron pan. Remove the ham when done and add coffee to the gravy and simmer for several minutes. Great on grits and biscuits.

How to Eat Grits:
Immediately after removing your grits from the stove top, add a generous portion of butter or red eye gravy (WARNING: Do NOT use low-fat butter.) The butter should cause the Grits to turn a wondrous shade of yellow. (Hold a banana or a yellow rain slicker next to your Grits; if the colors match, you have the correct amount of butter.)

In lieu of butter, pour a generous helping of red eye gravy on your grits. Be sure to pour enough to have some left for sopping up with your biscuits. Never, ever substitute canned or store bought biscuits for the real thing because they caused cancer, rotten teeth and impotence.

Next, add salt. (NOTICE: The correct ration of Grit to Salt is 10:1 Therefore for every 10 grits, you should have 1 grain of salt.)

Now begin eating your grits. Always use a fork, never a spoon, to eat Grits. Your grits should be thick enough so they do not run through the tines of the fork.

The correct beverages to serve with Grits is black coffee and Bloody Mary's. (DO NOT use cream or, heaven forbid, Skim Milk) Your grits should never be eaten in a bowl because Yankees will think it's cream of wheat.


Ways to Eat Leftover Grits:
(Leftover grits are extremely rare)
Spread them in the bottom of a casserole dish,
Cover and place them in the refrigerator overnight.
The Grits will congeal into a gelatinous mass.
Next morning, slice the Grits into squares and fry them in 1/2" of cooking oil and butter  until they turn a golden brown.
Many people are tempted to pour syrup onto Grits served this way. This is, of course, unacceptable.


BLESSING BEFORE EATING GRITS


May the Lord bless these grits,
May no Yankee ever get the recipe,
May I eat grits every day while living,
And may I die while eating grits.
AMEN

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

WHAT'S GRITS ANYWAY?


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"ER, IS IT SINGULAR OR PLURAL?"
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Of all the things for which we are indebted to the Old South, one of the greatest...is GRITS. ("Grits," the word can be considered singular or plural. Traditionally in the South, it's used as a singular word.)

"What's grits?" "What's grits?" Ho-Hum. I've heard that question over and over---all my life. Have we left some important training out of the lives of our kids?

The word comes from an Old English word---"gryt,"'which means coarse meal. (Grits are sometimes called "softkee," or "softkey," from an old Muskogee Indian word.

Let me tell you some stories!

Once upon a time, and it doesn't seem 50 years ago, but it was---I was in a church music position of teaching and training for the whole state of New Mexico. I decided that we needed a coed music camp for teen-agers, up in the mountains at a good facility and thus I planned the camp from scratch---the classes, the schedule, the choral music, the expert choral director, the faculty, the recreation, and probably most important of all---the menus.

I hired the cooks and bought the groceries. My hope was: "IF YOU PLAN IT, THEY WILL COME." And they did, 250 of the best musically-trained church teen-agers came (and lo, have come every year for the past fifty!) And their beautiful music in four-part harmony wafted across the mountains, praising God! All that to tell you this...

For breakfast, I planned each morning to have a big tray of scrambled eggs and a big tray of GRITS, along with toast and fruit and stuff.

First morning the kids said: "What's this cream-of-wheat stuff? Where's the sugar and cream?" Now to a true Southern grit-lover, that is just a travesty, a no-no! I said, "It's GRITS, put butter,salt, and pepper on them (I can use plural too), and kinda mix the grits in with your scrambled eggs. It's one of the best things you will ever eat!"

(Buttery grits go even better with fried eggs, but I didn't tell the kids that; we couldn't fry 500 eggs every morning!)

Did you ever see that really funny movie, "MY COUSIN VINNY," where Joe Pesci was in a little greasy spoon cafe down in Georgia, eating breakfast. Getting his egg plate, he eyed it suspiciously and said, "What is this stuff?" "Grits," replied the cafe owner. Joe looked very skeptical; he was from New York!

There are a lot of other stories I could tell you about grits. Like my five year old grandson's beautiful mother was seen putting cream and sugar on his grits---in my house---right in front of me! So much for raising a tough grandkid! (Well, I shouldn't talk---he did become a Texas All-State Honorable Mention Quarterback in 2009!)

There are a lot of uses for grits which give menus some variety. In addition to breakfast, you can have steak and grits; try a Mexican Grit Casserole with grits, cheese, and green chillies baked in long casserole dish(add an egg or two for body), and serve it with enchiladas. It is superb!

Read Mil's Place: "Mil's Gift to the World- A GRITTATA!"

I haven't Googled grit recipes, but here is one for a holiday breakfast, made up out of my head. Adjust it for best results. Mix into a long big casserole dish, a couple of cups of cooked grits, eight or ten eggs beaten, plenty of green chillies, lots of cheese, and a half pound or more of Jimmy Dean sausage, already cooked and diced. Cook this at 350 for estimated 25-35 minutes, and insert the proverbial toothpick, etc. I believe this will fly.

Reckon, this is about it for now. Let me say, I hope you'll be eating a "right smart" of grits. If they're new to you, you're gonna like 'em...and lest you consign them to ignominy, remember it's important that you have your hominy.

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BY MIL
2/02/13
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