Wednesday, September 21, 2016

THE SEA...THE GREAT "ALONE"!

"Eternal Father, strong to save
Whose arm doth bind the restless wave..."
Navy Hymn, "Melita"




Here am I, out on the unimaginably
     vast ocean--- my trimaran, 
built and guaranteed 
          by Unsinkable Boats, Inc.,

SANK.... in a storm.
     (You don't want to hear 
            about it!)

I survived on my little raft, and
     that's about all that did...

I'm thirsty out here, and as Coleridge
     once wrote;
          "Water, water everywhere...
         ....and not a drop to drink."

Thus I occupy my thinking with an 
      endless debate: "Would I be 
   better off...in the GOBI?

One thing to be certain of, out here---
      The view from my raft is
    pretty much the same ev'ry day...

That's why the friendly white, and
      sometimes billowing clouds---
             seen daily on the horizon
   are so welcome and such friends!

But---no more storms, please.

The dolphins do swim along with me 
            some
      and that helps a little.

Luckily I kept my cell phone camera
     wrapped in my survival vest...
          and got this picture...but
  it didn't reach anywhere, 
                and eventually died.

Have you ever studied photos of the
     sea? Look at it, it goes uphill!

Alone on the vast sea, one has time 
     to think...to ponder things...

What kind of BEING...CREATOR...
     could conceive and create
          this gigantic planet---
  "EARTH?" The sea alone weighs 
           jillions of tons...and then there's
     whole universe---the Cosmos---
with millions of galaxies and stars,
      so many light years away, 
   we can't even fathom...and then..

THE SUN!

A gigantic choral piece from college choir
     days keeps echoing in my memory...
           composed by Richter...

"In the beginning God created the heaven
       and the earth, in the beginning...
And the earth was waste...waste...and...void."

"And the Spirit of God moved upon the face
     of the waters...the waters...the waters..."

"And God said: Let there be light!
      And there was light!

Li- ah-  ah- ah- ah- ah- ight .... Light...Light...
                           Light...

AND....THERE....WAS...
                              
LIGHT!"         

If I ever reach land again,
     I'll never be the same.

**********************

BY MIL

Thursday, September 15, 2016

A COAT TALE




It's starting to get cool those September mornings here
on the high mesa, a mere five miles west of the famous
SANDIA Mountains. After all, we live at 5800 feet 
altitude.

The other morning I began to wonder where my much-
loved Duluth olive drab WWII "Operation Market-Garden"
jacket was stored for the summer.We dug it out! Ready
for a brisk autumn. bring it on!

This marvelous light weight, comfy, multiple-pocketed
copy of a wartime paratrooper jacket (from the "Big One"),
was made by the excellent Duluth Trading Co, out
of tough heavy "fire-hose" material, and is several years
old.

It is lined with a nice silky fabric which enables
one to don it rapidly, and has a dozen or so pockets
all over it---some hidden---and is keen for hiking, hunting,
carrying a spare spoon and some Beanie-Weenies, and
leather gloves, big red bandanas...and MEN STUFF!

With that brief intro,  hereby hangs a tale---yes a COAT
TALE!

I am in and out of the house in the cold times, and often
my writing corner misses out on the heat, somehow,
and thus I wear the above jacket a lot during the day.

Last year I decided an  alternate jacket choice, for a
bit of variety was indicated. And I remembered that Duluth
had once offered in their catalog a duplicate Market Garden
jacket in DESERT TAN.

At a bargain $139.95 for a "tall man" size, I just phoned 
the company and tried to order one. "I'm sorry," said the
nice lady, "but it was discontinued and we are sold out."

I was very disappointed.

On a hunch and a long shot, I wrote the company VP of
Marketing and asked if he could run down such a jacket for
me (in Desert Tan) anywhere in the system.

This was about early fall of 2015. No reply.

I forgot all about it.

Then one evening  in June (2016) night near dusk, the
doorbell rang. BE went. Nobody was there, but UPS had
left a hefty package, lying on a lawn chair.

She brought in the box and said: "Did we order something?"
"Not that I remember," I said.

Addressed to me, I opened it. GUESS WHAT?

Folded ever-so-tightly-and-neatly....there was a beautiful 
Duluth Trading Co. WWII replica Tall-Size, desert tan,
Fire Hose Material, many-pocketed Operation Market-Gaden
paratrooper jacket! (With a tan silk lining!)

You could have knocked me over with a feather.

And there was a letter, not folded, but in a plastic sleeve, and
from the Vice President of Marketing.

"We appreciate your business and we strive to give the best
of service at all times. Somehow your letter was lost in a stack
for many months, and I apologize for that.

I have had a special jacket made up for you at the factory, since
we are no longer listing that one in our catalogs. Please accept
it and enjoy---along with our apologies..." 

It was gratis! 

I can't wait to try it out, and soon, when the brisk fall winds come,
and the leaves are scurrying along the curbs...and the aroma
of roasting green chillies is permeating the air!

....and thanks to Duluth Trading, a US company that makes
fine, tough, handsome work clothing...at a really fair price,
and cares about its customers...

So that's my COAT TALE!

***************
BY MIL
9/15/16




DANGEROUS MONEY CLIPS.... AND BANDAIDS

DANGEROUS MONEY CLIPS....AND BANDAIDS

THE REST OF THE STORY....IN PHOTOS


BAND AID STORY, REVISITED....

((MIL: "Well sir, thar we were out at El Pinto that
New Year's Eve, I reckon maybe  'twas 'bout
ten years ago by now, and w/that bunch of old
timers we et with each year were havin' our
annual Mexican food dinner, where presidents
had et, when in town...there were, I make it,  
some ten/twelve of us annually an' we got 
a long table...early evening every New Year's...

The doctor (medical) sat at one end and always  
said grace...They put Mil at the foot with BE...

So when we were paying up, each couple---its
shares, old 'show-off Mil' pulled out his new
Christmas-gift MONEY. CLIP, like NY guys carry---
with his pitiful wad of bills to show it off--- big
time---and remember he cut hisself on the knife
which folds on the outside---it's SHARP--- believe
it!

....."and the doc came around and extracted a
BandAid from a credit card slot in his wallet...and
bandaged ole Mil..."

Remember the story, last week?))

((Reader: "Mil, loved Band Aid story, but how 
can a guy cut hisself on a money clip?")

Here ii is...in photos, Iff'n I can figure out how
to put TWO photos on the same story...

If he sez it, it is fact...not like the liberal press!

Happy,
 M.
(Clip was never used again, and the onliest reason
you are looking at it: I found it stored a in box while
searching for an old watch.) See how new it looks.



Wednesday, September 14, 2016

THE STORY OF OUR TOMATOES






"HAVE FAITH...THE LORD WILL DO MIRACLES!"
****************************************************
The neighbors all seemed to appear that day,
way back in circa 2004, when I was out in front
planting tomatoes in my five new Earth Boxes!

I knew how Noah felt when he was building the
Ark.

They gawked, giggled and kidded me--"Howdaya
think any tomatoes are gonna grow in those silly
little boxes, full of dried dirt?" 

And I began to feel a bit provoked (friendly-like), 
and I sez something like: "Be careful, Ole Mil
has forgot more about farming than you guys 
ever knew...don't insult him...for you'll be comin'
over admiring my dozens and dozens of tomatoes
and hinting for some on yore dry hamburgers!"

Then I said: "Read 1 Cornthians 3: 6-8" We are 
planting, watering, but only God can give the 
increase!"

It happened just like I said it would. Now they all
drop by ev'ry year, in amazement...and shamelessly
hinting...for tomatoes...(neighbors can sometimes...
er...be "deplorable..." thanks for that, Hy!)

This has been by far our best growing year, and 
I'll tell you why.

Our son Brian, who loves tomatoes AND
grows then hisself (I know it is "himself.")---
he gave  us an auto-watering system for BOX 
TOMATOES and he rigged it himself. We have 
never had to water...even once...except planting
day....

He also have us a bottle of safe-spray-stuff for
killing manducas quienquemaculatas, those 
hideous tomato worms that BE hates. Tho' they
are not bad hors d'oeuvres, dipped in corn meal
and deep fried for a party! 

We've had ONE this year! Worm...

Now, avoid the mistake of some---they get five
or six boxes through the mail and get carried away
and have cucumbers, peas, beans, watermelons,
and ONE tomato box, with two plants.

No, no, no---doncha see---you can buy any and
all kinds of beautiful veggies, all summer long---good,
fine, healthy, great veggies...even artichokes---
tho' goodness know, I wouldn't know what to do
with one...

BUT, BUT...(sit down and memorize this:) "YOU
CANNOT BUY VINE-RIPENED, RED, JUICY,
FLAVORFUL TOMATOES....that go good with
bacon, eggs, and grits...."

ANYWHERE! JUST GROW 'EM YORESELF!

***********
MIL
9/14/16









Saturday, September 10, 2016

THE SILENCE AND THE LIGHT.....OF AUTUMN



A Great Silence has fallen
     over the high mesa 
here, where we live...
     in the shadow of the 
Sandia Mountains...

It came several weeks ago---
     earlier than usual
and more noticeable...

It is a silence that is so loud,
     one hears it---I know...
it's a strange thing...

It is like living on a farm, a dozen
      miles from anywhere...
with no cows mooing, no pigs
      oinking, and no chickens
"puck-puckng..."

and no distant lonesome tractor
      motors, heard from afar off...

It is true, the only three sounds 
     we can remember from these
weeks...are the wind-chimes 
     out back during soft, silent 
breezes...

The Tuesday morning city trash 
       truck,  as it picks up the
trash bin across the street,
      and honks its air-horn each
week

at the five-year-old boy, the aspiring
      future TRASH MAN, who 
arises early weekly, dons his little
      striped Osh-Kosh overalls
and waits at the curb, with his mama,
      and waves...

Then there is the small, pesky dog
      somewhere in the neighborhood
who barks during naps, with
     his strident little "ARF-ARFS..."

But it is not the silence that matters
      most...

It is the LIGHT!

The light that graces my cozy corner...
       the "dappled
light" which falls almost as a blessing
      on my writing place...
is gone, headed for Capricorn...

The colorful, fruited,  table-cover,
     My writing pad and silver Cross pen
are also dark now, because of
     the departed dappled light...

Oh in a sense, it is still here--- now 
     falling
across my shirt, for as the sun
      moves south, the shadows also
move...north...

Things change...they say it is the 
      nature of things...change...

But maybe there's enough light
    stored in a poet's heart
to still be able to write 
     during the cold, dark times,
which are coming...
****************
BY MIL
9/09/16




     
   




Monday, September 5, 2016

FLYING MONKEY BREAD AND TRAMWAY TRAIL CRUNCH










"FLYING MONKEY BREAD" 
 AND  "TRAMWAY TRAIL CRUNCH"


The first thing I always do when going into the
Great Harvest Bread Company,  is
to head for the "free-sample-bread-slice-counter,"
where a nice girl is smiling and waiting to cut you a
generous slice of (five or six choices) of one of their 
tasty breads. A big container of butter  is there for
you to slather your slice!

Last Saturday, however, I was a "guest" of BE, and 
SHE went in, loaded up on breads, and came out
bringing me a slice of "TRAMWAY TRAIL CRUNCH,"
loaded with pecans...and slathered! Marvelous piece!

You see, BE said to me that day, up in the morning,
in her low delightful, musical voice: "This is going to
be a FUN day! You're going on errands with me, and
since they are MY errands, I will drive---you just sit
back and enjoy---put on your dark shades, your olive
army cap, and show off your neat new haircut!"

"Just sing a song or two to me as we drive around 
town---okay?"

(The HAIRCUT  thing: I had been seven months without
a haircut. A friend of mine, we'll call him "Doc," is 
very brilliant and he ascribes this intelligence to his
beautiful long white hair. so I tried it for seven months.

About the fourth month, an old boyhood friend and 
I were visiting and he said: "You need a haircut."
I said: "Well don't sugar-coat it." Anyway, I didn't 
get any smarter, and so finally got it cut. 

I've been freezing ever since. I mean: IT IS SHORT!)

But anyway, there we were out shopping (me staying
in the car) and so I sang an old favorite to her---as we  
drove around, I can sing "nasal" iff'n I need to. 

"Out in the West Texas town of El Paso
I fell in love with a Mexican girl;
Nighttime would find me in Rose's Cantina
Music would play and Felina would whirl..."
  .....my best Marty Robbins...

Sunday being a hard church day for BE, at the  piano,
we had loaded up on barbecued ribs and a pint of 
 sauce, and onion rings at Quarters....plus some
egg rolls and orange chicken sticky-white-rice bowls
at Panda...

And now I was sitting there at the bread store, out 
front, and watching a pigeon peck toward me,
unconcernedly. A blackish pigeon, against the
grayish asphalt and I slipped my cell phone---with
camera out of my favorite old faded blue denim 
shirt pocket.

The darn pigeon stayed way back over my shoulder
and I never got a picture of him alone on that vast
parking lot...so I just shot a photo of the bread store!

And sat there thinking how lucky the community is to
have a place like that! It has been here for 12 or 15
years and makes many delightful breads---certain
choices on different days...all published for the
customers selections---on regular emails.

Here is a partial list of their breads----so interesting:

Crusty Italian....NY Caraway Rye...San Francisco 
  Sour dough
Honey Whole Wheat...Green Chili Pine Sourdough...
   Challah...Cinnamon Twist...Somma  County
Apple Cinnamon Swirl...Montana Crunch...Oregon Herb...
    Sourdough Whole Wheat...Farm House...
Sour Cream Blueberry...Tramway Trail Crunch...
    Cranberry Pecan....Sunflower Whole Wheat..
Spanish Arroyo...Bonnie's Whole Grain & Flax...
    and the Saturday bread, which BE came for:

"FLYING MONKEY BREAD!"

Great Harvest also has a nice selection of muffins,
scones, dinner rolls, and have added recently---
SANDWICHES...made with their own excellent 
spreads, and your choice of breads!

They make really tasty sandwiches.

Also they have a nice stock of jellies and jams,
many of which are not  found in grocery stores.

This store is a real credit to our community
and one we never tire of visiting.




Monkey Bread  Enhanced!
(BE didn't think the original Monkey Bread had enough sugar and fat!)

   *********************
    BY MIL
    9/04/16




     Mil             

A WRITER'S PRAYER




May the Light of Heaven
     daily
Illuminate my soul and my
      written thoughts...

 May I have wise and inspired
      insights,
extolling the worthy values
      and joys
of existence...to express 
     to others...

The glorious times of growing up...
      parents, hometown, 
teachers, mentors, 
                       life-long friends...
and spiritual values. as well---
      decency, honesty, 
loyalty, work-ethic,  
      trust-worthiness, and love
 of country...America, the beautiful...

And above all, as ever, may our
      Creator and our Savior
be glorified and exalted----
      in every word.

Amen.
*****************
MIL
September 1, 2016





YE OLD WEATHERED OUTHOUSE



O thou necessary evil...
     ever the bane 
of all mankind...

Hated the most, maybe
     by little kids
who were terrified of the
      "---- snakes," 
the perverted old timers
      warned them of....

Small, rickety, pitiful little
     building thou art, but yet
somehow with a certain elegance
      and pride, in thy own right....

Hastily nailed. together, and  prolly
     not even squared-up, as
buildings were wont to be---and
      maybe almost an 
after- thought... are you leaning 
     a bit?

Thou hast a strange beauty and 
      class, with thy beautiful
gray, grainy wood that has always
       thirsted for varnish or shellac...

There are many pluses connected 
     with thee---no plumbing or water
bills for example...but minuses 
     also, when one thinks of visiting
you on cold midnights...or during
     northers and blizzards...

Who ever even thought of a heater
     for you...or maybe a small
fireplace?!

When thy day is done, and work on 
     earth is finished...some dining
room, that serves barbecue 
      and beans 
would like to have thy antique grey
     grainy wood..

Not to worry...we won't divulge
    your...er...resume.

We all have things
      not to be remembered.
*******************
Mil
8/29/16